turntechdemiurge:

when i grow up im gonna be a unicorn warrior like bro

I’m sorry, Dave- believe me, it breaks my heart to say this. But you were born a merdragon, and you will die a merdragon.

I’m so sorry. I wish I could give you a better life.

turntechdemiurge replied to your post: You guys know what sucks? 

lol txt it

It’s canon.

Word of God.

You guys know what sucks?

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In case anybody managed to forget, my little bro is the best little bro an older bro has ever had.

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ilikeitontherox:

voicemailbombthreats:

Try not to. I might have to shed a single dramatic tear or something similarly unmanly if you do.

on an unrelated note

u didnt get my dirt y message did u

No. No, I did not.

ilikeitontherox:

voicemailbombthreats:

I’m glad you agree. Because otherwise I might have to fight you.

…aren’t you, like, 18? I’m pretty sure the biological clock should just be starting.

i am but im also p sure im gonna die soon so its like

fuck

gotta go fast

Try not to. I might have to shed a single dramatic tear or something similarly unmanly if you do.

ilikeitontherox:

voicemailbombthreats:

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ilikeitontherox:

voicemailbombthreats:

Yep, probably it.

My Dave’s the best one. Hands down. Don’t care what anyone else says, I’m right and if they disagree they’re wrong.

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hes the only one i consistenttly takl to so im inclined…

I’m glad you agree. Because otherwise I might have to fight you.

…aren’t you, like, 18? I’m pretty sure the biological clock should just be starting.